User:Ascalephus

Hello, i'm Alex, also known as Ascalephus, name coming from this idiot that was born 24 febs 1993...that's me :P, i started playing RS in 2006, when i joined a new clan, this was my first clan i joined, because i was the first recruit, i became a general (i guess i just got lucky there), afterwards, when stuff were going good and we got more and more bigger, i became the 2nd in command and war general (am i that cruel? -goes to sluaghter some innocent sausages-).

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Sir! Sir! We're surrounded!''

Good, we can attack from any direction then!''

let's say a new one, 'the best defence is the best offence

why you take yer boots off?

so i don't break youre nose when i hit it

if you kill a man, in his death he will ask why you killed him, if you don't kill a man, he will ask why you didn't.

a war generals task is to lead an army into battle, not to be the army.

~death smiles at us all, all a man can do is smile back~