User:Ascalephus

Before you read below i would like to say that if you ask me something on my talk page i may not reply on the same day, i'm not inactive it's just i'm a bit busy irl :) this is the same on runescape if you want to contact me...you won't find me online anyway cos i got my private on friends, say thanks to those site advertisers...:l

Hello, i'm Alex, also known as Ascalephus, name coming from this idiot that was born 24 febs 1993...that's me :P, i started playing RS in 2006, when i joined a new clan, this was my first clan i joined, because i was the first recruit, i became a general (i guess i just got lucky there), afterwards, when stuff were going good and we got more and more bigger, i became the 2nd in command and war general (am i that cruel? -goes to sluaghter some innocent sausages-).



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Ascalephus
The guy who likes potato jam and celery on toast, often called mad or wolfy (both are the same if it's about him), he's also head of warrr and beyond, he is known for his incredibly random comments.

Xelyt
Leader of The Prodigy, he likes dropping bombs at people, often considered a god or a leader (both of which are kinda the same), he used to wear a swimming hood (LOLZORZ), meaning ahrim hood.

X Verax
the cute and cuddly bear if your wearing a thick jumper and have spiecal gloves and you have a few anti-poisons in your inventory. Ascalephus often fights with him because we like to annoy Xelyt. He is the citadel keeper (not the type which walk around with a lantern and a big hood and cape and is all black, those are more like enchanted cabbages).

About me
First things first, i am very protective of nature, i always give peeps a lecture about animal abuse, and i always give peeps a mouthful when i see them hitting cats, dogs, the lot. I work at the zoo, mostly working in conservation missions, etc. That doesn't mean i don't do dirty work tho! you know what i mean ^^.

I like work mroe than anything in life, even while playing a computer game i work (to be the best atleast).

I come from a very military type family, with many freedom fighters, that's mostly why i take war seriously, and am pretty good at it. Although i am considered bonkers i'm really just waiting for the moment to pounce.

In Runescape i fight using strength, with my strength level being atleast 5 levels more than attack & defence. Which means i use alot of strength bonus weapons (FTP 2H or P2P my trusty godsword).